life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S
we could have had a singing career.
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA