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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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mamaspookat:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

crestadair:

bioterrorist:

emubutt:

soupybeard:

Why I hate myself

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Volume I

Pocket edition 

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Introduction 

to the first chapter

of the prologue

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neckdeepinme:

The American Dream Tour
trxllmaticwavyw0lf:

$Thuggin$
  • My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

hairychikubi:

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

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drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

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harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

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